Very funny Tawi2!
Read this in the paper today:
TWO asylum seekers are demanding a £100,000 payout - so they can take their two kids on holiday.
The married couple are suing the UK Border Agency for "discrimination" and claim their family cannot live on £181 a week in benefits.
In a High Court writ, Afram and Bibi Ismail say they should get an extra £50 a week each in handouts.
Arguing their children have been "deprived of their rights", the writ states: "Their parents cannot give them enough books, toys, food and holidays which every British child is entitled to.
"Mr Ismail tried to call the UKBA to get the money paid but was always harassed and mentally tortured. He was being victimised."
Mr Ismail, who has TB, has lived in the UK for seven years after fleeing what is thought to be an African country. He says he is a human, "not an animal".
His wife has lived in Britain for four years and both the couple's children were born in this country.
She had surgery at a private hospital paid for by the NHS and tried to have her travel expenses reimbursed.
She also wanted to take a law degree but was told she did not have the right to study. The couple, who live in London, say their human rights have been breached.
The writ goes on: "The claimants are asking for damage caused to their family, career, and children's future."
Last night the UKBA said: "Those with no right to be here should return home. We reject this claim and will fight this case in the courts”.