Rooney smartens himself up to take Coleen out

[Dedworth]

He has been away on a pre-season tour with Manchester United for three weeks so upon his return Wayne wasted no time in taking his wife out for a romantic meal.

But it appears that he didn’t have enough time to smarten up and looked scruffy in comparison to Coleen who had clearly put in the effort for their dinner date at the weekend.

The pair dined at Gusto restaurant in Alderley Edge on Saturday but Wayne arrived in a pair of ripped jeans, black trainers a grey polo shirt and a black sports jacket.

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[Englishman2010]

Do the hacks and papz really think anyone cares

[Dedworth]

Silly season for the press - but Shrek and Mrs R always court publicity, good to see him revealing his expensive new barnet

[Englishman2010]

Looks like he could do with losing a few lb's before the season starts

[Dedworth]

Looks like he could do with losing a few lb's before the season starts

Looks like he's been on the neck juice with his scally mates from Croxteth

After disgracing himself at the World Cup this time last year he was getting in a bit of extra pre season training in with his slapper

[Englishman2010]

you sound just like a Sun reporter Ded

Of course the Chelsea first XI are all fine examples of how young men should conduct themselves

[Dedworth]

you sound just like a Sun reporter Ded

Of course the Chelsea first XI are all fine examples of how young men should conduct themselves

Absolutely

[les_taxi]

Could be worse, which lucky club will get Joey thug Barton?

[Englishman2010]

Could be worse, which lucky club will get Joey thug Barton?

Wormwood Wanderers?

[les_taxi]

Sunday league in 77 I would have taken him out

[Dedworth]

Sunday league in 77 I would have taken him out

Chopper Harris Les's idol from an era when players were men not nancy boys wearing, gloves, tights and earings



He'd have Barton for breakfast

[les_taxi]

Nobby would have sorted him out

[Dedworth]

Nobby would have sorted him out

I love watching these old highlights with serious tackles. Today's wimps wouldn't be waving imaginary yellow cards they'd be in the back of an ambulance

[Arthur Little]

... it looks like Rooney needs to "Coleen-up" his act!