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    Itlogs....cojones......testicles.......

    ‎Why do people say "grow some balls"? Testicles are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    ‎Why do people say "grow some balls"? Testicles are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
    And cost a lot of money to us chaps
    Mick.


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    Cant cost me nowt Mick,I am skint



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    ‎Why do people say "grow some balls"? Testicles are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
    oh so true


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    The female of the species is deadlier than the male



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    ‎Why do people say "grow some balls"?
    Simple ... they're talking balls!!


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    its a load of bowlarks


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    How ruuuude !


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    kwek kwek pair with seaweeds and cucumber and lots of spicy vinegar rapsa..........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    The female of the species is deadlier than the male
    Here is the proof-nice women on video too


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    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

    As usual he was asked to ***** off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

    "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.

    "I haven't got an erection," said the man.

    "No, but I have," replied the nurse.



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    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Like when you're getting a haircut in the Phils, and the guy with the high-pitched voice seems to be getting far too much pleasure from giving you a neck massage.


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    This old guys got bowls



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    All- brilliant


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post


    Like when you're getting a haircut in the Phils, and the guy with the high-pitched voice seems to be getting far too much pleasure from giving you a neck massage.
    he's only rubbing in the brillcream


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    Possibly , as the back of my neck IS the only place worth rubbing it on nowadays.


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