Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
However, heres what I would personally do, secrete myself in the back of a lorry in calaise, clothe myself in Matalan garbs, pretend not to speak a word of english apart from "Asylum". I guarantee then your going to find the streets of london are indeed paved with gold
I'm British, but I might try that myself. I'll get a P&O foot ticket across the Channel, throw away my passport when I get to Calais, then forget how to speak Anglais