Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
............However, heres what I would personally do, secrete myself in the back of a lorry in calaise, clothe myself in Matalan garbs, pretend not to speak a word of english apart from "Asylum". I guarantee then your going to find the streets of london are indeed paved with gold
You forgot to mention the important activity of destroying or hiding all passports and ID.
That way you can be sure that deportation is not possible.