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    Hospital !

    Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ......

    Who's Larry?

    He's a guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

    "A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

    "What were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand..
    And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.."

    Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233


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    Another tickler for my 'joke book'


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    ... evidently Larry believes HIS money grows on "trees" !!!


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