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    Cool How come when a woman is pregnant...

    How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???
    If you can't say something nice. SHUT UP!. Simple.

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    I would have loved my ex wifes friends to have done that to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria B View Post
    How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???
    because rubbing his balls means malicious and naughty but rubbing her tummy means great job your on top of the balls

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    True...'from little acorns great trees do grow'.

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    Aah Viagra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria B View Post
    How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???
    Because they're like lottery balls ... the woman only becomes pregnant if they hit the jack(s)pot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria B View Post
    How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???
    I always complement the husband saying ''good boy !! you come here often??''
    ''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria B View Post
    How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

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