How come when a woman is pregnant...

**Maria B** · 12th August 2011

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

**imagine** · 12th August 2011

**Englishman2010** · 12th August 2011

I would have loved my ex wifes friends to have done that to me

**Moy** · 12th August 2011

Originally Posted by Maria B

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

because rubbing his balls means malicious and naughty

but rubbing her tummy means great job your on top of the balls

**grahamw48** · 13th August 2011

True...'from little acorns great trees do grow'.

**grahamw48** · 13th August 2011

Aah Viagra.

**Arthur Little** · 13th August 2011

Originally Posted by Maria B

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

Because they're like lottery balls

... the woman only becomes pregnant if they hit the jack(s)pot!

**sars_notd_virus** · 13th August 2011

Originally Posted by Maria B

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

I always complement the husband saying ''good boy !! you come here often??''

**stevie c** · 13th August 2011

Originally Posted by Maria B

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy & say Congrats, but never rub your balls & say good job???

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