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    Warning for beer drinkers

    Beer contains female hormones!

    Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a two hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!


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