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    New lyrics for ageing baby boomers ( who can copy and paste ) !

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate ageing baby boomers
    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

    The Bee Gees -- -
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
    ?
    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

    Procol Harem---
    A Whiter Shade Of Hair
    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

    Abba---
    Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore---
    It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last but NOT least...

    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again



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    ... that's MY style of humour, Alan - many thanks for sharing!


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    Well ....... I must be showing my age...... I dont remember any of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.r View Post
    Well ....... I must be showing my age...... I dont remember any of them
    Ah ... it's hardly surprising, Steve ... there's only a very small handful of us on here, who run the risk of falling into that category ( I'm ALREADY there! ) ... for the moment.


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    Thanks, Doc Alan. Another class collection of funnies.

    My book of laughter continues to grow.........


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