Captain's Recorded Message

[Maria B]

Maria Airways

"This is Captain Bailey speaking. On behalf of my crew I would like to
welcome you aboard Maria Airways flight 602 from New York to London.

We are currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic.

If you look out the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off.

If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a
recorded message. Thank you."

[mickcant]

Good one thanks
Mick.

[Maria B]

tks mickant

[imagine]

[Tawi2]

Reminds me of the Aeroflot captain who said on the Tannoy.....We will now attempt a takeoff,I just looked at my friend seated beside me and said ...Aeroflot,united we fly,united we die.......its been their unnoficial motto ever since

[Maria B]

Reminds me of the Aeroflot captain who said on the Tannoy.....We will now attempt a takeoff,I just looked at my friend seated beside me and said ...Aeroflot,united we fly,united we die.......its been their unnoficial motto ever since

My funny experience was with Asian Sprit before (2004) from El Nido to Coron Palawan. We are only 4 passengers at that time so the captain open the cockpit. (can't find my photos now). I wondered why the young Captain keep on sneaking out from his window. That was cloudy & drizzling at that time. I had the feeling that he cannot see the runway. Anyway I pray hard coz I still want to live hahaha then the captain did landed on the runway & I was so happy looking out the window when the brown red muddy wet thing splashes out from my window, & we just realized that he ditch the plane off the runway. waaaaaaaaaa. After that, I promise not to fly with them again. Asian Spirit...seems like our Spirit is at stake

[sweetnote143]

[QUOTE=Maria Asian Spirit...seems like our Spirit is at stake [/QUOTE]

just as they said, still in Asia when it takes off, but when it lands, passengers are already spirits

[Maria B]

sweet note. It gives me trauma for awhile. I stopped flying small aircraft after that...

it's a pinoy joke:
fly asian spirit
you fly as asians.........
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you land as spirits.........
waaaaa coincidence? (proven & tested hahaha)

[sweetnote143]

I guess I'll be traumatized too if I was in that kind of flight
when we had a motor accident because of a stray dog, it took me a month before I took courage to be near a motorcycle

[Maria B]

agree sweetnote, just imagine u are on a holiday & excited popping out your head in the window to see the view & some sticky browny cake look alike welcome u outfront your window

[Tawi2]

sweetnote, just imagine u are on a holiday & excited popping out your head in the window to see the view & some sticky browny cake look alike welcome u outfront your window

Mabuhay sa pinas

[sweetnote143]

Only in the Philippines, Maria

[Maria B]

I am glad I am now Mabuhiiiii