Whoppeee! My 1000th post

[walesrob]

So I've finally made it to the 1000th post on this forum. Keith I want my badge and surprise gift

[Mich]

we get a badge and a gift on our 1000 post???

[joebloggs]

i think this is my 600th !!!

yes for your 1000th you get to stay a week in his luxury shed he just bought in yanky land..

for my 600th post i get to spend 2 weeks there

oh this was my 603rd !!! not 600th

[joebloggs]

i thought i would reply to my previous post..


break down of my posts are

3 hi's to new members.
150 moans about visa and costs
447 scouser insults..

i know iam doing too many hi's, and the 447 is a bit of a let down... maybe the next 400 i'll just post as scouser jokes. theres so many jokes to choose from

[KeithD]

1000 post........will 1001 be the first useful one then?

[walesrob]

1000 post........will 1001 be the first useful one then?

Unlike 80% of yours

[joebloggs]

80%
rob i think you left off the 2 leading digits, i tihnk you mean 99.80% of scouser keiths posts were useless, which were unprovoked attacks on this forums users

the 5 that were useful posts were,
1) when he told us which horse to bet on, but that horse came last.
2) err am struggling guys,,,,
the one useful post keith made

[KeithD]

How about paying for this forum, to allow poor 'back in the community' folk like you to access the real world out of gangland Mancland?