A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she can't sleep,
the wife goes to the vet to see if
he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a
ribbon around the dog's
testicles,
and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah right!' she says.
The wife tosses and turns,
unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself,
she goes to the closet and grabs
a piece of red ribbon
and ties it carefully around the
dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring.
The woman is amazed.
Later that night,
her husband returns home
drunk
from being out drinking with his
buddies.
He climbs into bed,
falls asleep and immediately
begins snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the
ribbon might work on him.
So, she goes to the closet again,
grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
ties it around her husband's
testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his
drunken stupor
and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet,
he glances in the mirror and sees
a blue ribbon attached to his
privates.
He is very confused,
and as he walks back into the
bedroom,
he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at
the dog and whispers,
'I don't know where we were or
what we did,
but, by God we took FIRST and
SECOND place!
Originally Posted by Terpe
