A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it during dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?

Son: at school dad.
-Robot slaps son.

Son: Ok, I lied, I went to watch movies.

Dad: which one?

Son: Toy Story.
-Robot slaps son again.

Son: ok, it was porn.

Dad: what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what porn was!
-Robot slaps dad.

Mum: forgive him dear, after all he's your son.
-Robot slaps mum ..

hahahahhahaha

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