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    At the Traffic Warden's funeral the coffin was being lowered into the grave when a voice was heard from inside the coffin. "I'm not dead, I'm not dead !". To which the vicar replied... "Sorry, the paperwork's already been done".


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    At the Traffic Warden's funeral the coffin was being lowered into the grave when a voice was heard from inside the coffin. "I'm not dead, I'm not dead !". To which the vicar replied... "Sorry, the paperwork's already been done".
    ... very apt!


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    did you say lowered ... id of thrown the bloody thing in haha... nice one MR g


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    nice one vicar


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    Traffic Wardens [collectively] used to be nicknamed 'The Yellow Peril' ... and this is one real "pearl" of a


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