Bloated benefit cheat too fat to get into dock

[Dedworth]

I was eating breakfast whilst reading the Mail this morning and nearly threw it back up when I saw the pic

[Ako Si Jamie]

I was eating breakfast whilst reading the Mail this morning and nearly threw it back up when I saw the pic

Polishing off those pies eh?

[Dedworth]

Polishing off those pies eh?

I've had 3 the other 5 are now in the freezer