little mistakes we make when moving to another country

[grahamw48]

Keeps me in dustbin bags.

I love unsolicited phone calls.

They give me the opportunity to exercise my acting skills.

I can put on all sorts of accents now, imitate the symptoms of most types of mental illness, and also do a pretty good rendition of someone having a heart attack.

[imagine]

Keeps me in dustbin bags.

you get use out of the free bags too