recent reports and statistics from the royal house hold hospital published today, show that every body except the Duke of gloucester and his family are on the chemical cosh after massive misbehaviour issues.
and the lastest recruit to the nazi tribe kate middleton is thought to be more likely to develop rabies than get pregnant, according to the uk fraud squad sources in charge of surveilance.
mean while in LONDON Prince philip remains under section requiring monthly clozapine jabs..to stop him reverting to his max axe tendencies..
Charles and camila have finally ditched their methadone scrip, and are back on street raw scag. just like in the old daze..
princess anus , prince andrew, and brain dead baldy the wearl of wessex remain border line personalities and have refused more treatment for the addiction of crack.
the duke of k.nt is as daft as a brush