Could be an old one

[Dedworth]

Pete and Dave are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, smoking and drinking beer when suddenly
Pete says, "Think I'm going to divorce my wife - she's not spoke to me in over 2 months."


Dave spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,

"Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."

[imagine]

[Englishman2010]

it doesn't matter how old it is, it's still a goodie......and so true