You've qualified for your appearance bonus Joe - the same shouldn't apply to Ferdinand, Fat Boy & Co

Being robbed of a dead cert win over QPR by a useless ref takes a bit of the shine off Uniteds humiliation.

Unfortunately I was doing a lot of paperwork this afternoon I would have loved to have been down the pub to see the smirk wiped off the faces of the local manure fans

Les, Englishman & B at B (wherever he is nowadays) - You're not singing ,You're not singing, You're not singing anymore, You're not singing anymore