I'll rely on Keith for deciding whether this one is allowed or not haha.
A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing
a Rangers top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's east-side)
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to
ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're no twins. The auldest
wan's 9, and the ither wan's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you've been sh*gged twice! Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'
