Testicle biting woman given suspended sentence

[Englishman2010]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15689943

I would not let a woman I'd just had an argument with anywhere near my crown jewels

[grahamw48]

To be honest, depriving some of these low-life pissheads of their balls might not be a bad idea....thereby preventing them from reproducing.

[Arthur Little]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15689943

... O~U~C~H !! In a "*sentence", 'twould seem he'd "needled" her so much, she'd got "testy" and bitten off more than she could chew - leaving one of his nuts *suspended by a "thread"...

... what a bloody "stitch-up"!

[grahamw48]

I heard she now speaks with a right plum in her mouth Arthur.

[Arthur Little]

I heard she now speaks with a right plum in her mouth Arthur.

... while HE'spermanently damaged!

[grahamw48]

Now we're really plumbing the depths Arthur.

[grahamw48]

I'm going to bed !

[Arthur Little]

I'm going to bed !

Good , mate ... before I discover any more "cock & ball" stories.