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    Cheesy Pick-up Lines

    Here are some pick-up lines that may sounds Crazy but its topic that can be laugh about....

    You must be a thief? because you stole my heart....
    You are like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life...
    Oooops! I think I lost my number? Can I have yours?
    Am I a bad shooter? because I keep on MISSING YOU...
    You know you look like an Angel! Welcome to earth.....
    Hi do you have a raisin? NO How about a date?

    If you know some more pick up lines..... add more


    Have a nice day everyone!!!

    Good Day!


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    It is hard for us men to try and think of somthing original to say, when we are bowled over by a pretty Filipina
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    Thank you!

    As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

    Have nice day Mick


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    You must be tired.........you've been running around my mind all day


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    "Hi.



    You don't sweat much for a fat lass."


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    "Hi.



    You don't sweat much for a fat lass."
    Am I? hehehehehhe!LOL

    Well I don't


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    Not for YOU.


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    my husband say this to me everyday....

    ''You look beautiful everyday, and mostly if you dont wear anything''
    or
    ''Dont get your knickers on a twist,..it looks better on the floor''!!
    ''Don't be serious..Be Sincere''


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    Quote Originally Posted by sars_notd_virus View Post
    my husband say this to me everyday....

    ''You look beautiful everyday, and mostly if you dont wear anything''
    or
    ''Dont get your knickers on a twist,..it looks better on the floor''!!
    Very naughty!LOL ehehhehehe!


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    'You must have fallen from heaven....shame you landed on your face'

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    If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

    Hang on, I think there's something in your eye. Oh, it's a sparkle.

    Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

    You have the most beautiful smile Ive ever seen.

    I love you, whats your name?


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    is this love at first sight ,,,,,,,,,,,,, or shall i walk past again


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    Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
    What time do you have to be back in heaven?
    What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
    Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.


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    I love it! heheheeh


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    [QUOTE=skinicuk;323210]Thank you!

    As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

    THAT IS VERY TRUE... this is so funny and cute lines..like in tagalog version of ogie alcasid and some famous comedian in pinas mga nakakalokang lines is very indemand now to our country.. by the way i dont think i have welcome you in this forum as im not always coming in here but please let me welcome you skinicik ..sorry it seems soo..late


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    apologies for lowering the tone

    Guy - Have you got any English in you?
    Girl - No, why?
    Guy - well, would you like some English in you

    Guy - Do you like chicken?
    Girl - yes
    Guy - well suck this it's fowl

    Guy - Do you like chocolate bars?
    Girl - yes
    Guy - me too, i'd love to get into your Snickers


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    Thank you!

    [QUOTE=pocahontas;323271]
    Quote Originally Posted by skinicuk View Post
    Thank you!

    As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

    THAT IS VERY TRUE... this is so funny and cute lines..like in tagalog version of ogie alcasid and some famous comedian in pinas mga nakakalokang lines is very indemand now to our country.. by the way i dont think i have welcome you in this forum as im not always coming in here but please let me welcome you skinicik ..sorry it seems soo..late
    Thank you for welcoming in this site.....

    I am really glad I found this site (although I am NOT staying in UK)
    Its really nice to have an intelligent information to read.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Englishman2010 View Post
    apologies for lowering the tone

    Guy - Have you got any English in you?
    Girl - No, why?
    Guy - well, would you like some English in you

    Guy - Do you like chicken?
    Girl - yes
    Guy - well suck this it's fowl

    Guy - Do you like chocolate bars?
    Girl - yes
    Guy - me too, i'd love to get into your Snickers



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