Quote Originally Posted by Englishman2010 View Post
apologies for lowering the tone

Guy - Have you got any English in you?
Girl - No, why?
Guy - well, would you like some English in you

Guy - Do you like chicken?
Girl - yes
Guy - well suck this it's fowl

Guy - Do you like chocolate bars?
Girl - yes
Guy - me too, i'd love to get into your Snickers