When this thread first cropped up 2hrs ago I'd just finished flicking through the Daily Mail.

A paper I haven't read for a while, its still the bundle of fun its always been but, its full of things we need to know.

Anyway, I thought Ded's thread could be about one of 2 stories I've just read.

The first about an English woman marrying a Gambian who promptly dumps her after getting his ILR from the infamous Croydon office.

Cutting a long story short, the UKBA are trying to push through a 5yr period before ILR is issued to deter would be scammers.

The 2nd story is about a Moroccan falsely claiming invalidity benefits to the tune of 400, 000 pounds.

These 2 sure deserve to be fried.