It’s all changed since I called the numbers…. now they just read them out in a monotonous, deadpan voice.

The finesse and humour is gone.

Son of a gun…………… it’s number 1
Maggie’s den ….it’s number 10
The Dancing Queen ……. number 17
Quack quack - Two little ducks….. 22
Those famous steps….. it’s 39
Halfway there … it’s 45
Snakes alive – it’s all the fives…… 55
5 and 9 …… the Brighton line
Two fat ladies…… 88