Flunky carrying Rooney's shopping

[Dedworth]

I love that word 'tawdry'.

The hairline's coming along nicely....what area of his body did they transplant it from ?

I'd suspect Graham from the area of the upper legs/lower buttocks, an eight letter word that begins with an A and ends with an E - you normally find a bit of surplus hair around there

whos intrested

Steve, football rivalry and banter aside I agree not a lot interested in a pair of Scouse urban proles like that repulsive pair, they epitomise the shallow get rich quick/x-factor/big brother/celebrity society our once mighty country has descended into - so I just raised it as an observation.