Haha.
I'm getting a new PAYE job, as my recent year or so of self-employed consultancy work is just too much of a ball-acher to get paperwork together for.
Don't care what I do really. If want something badly enough I don't let anything stand in my way....least of all money.
I consider 3 or 4 grand and a bit of hard graft bugger-all for the chance of a new and happy life.
