I'm still laughing at this one i heard the other day,
,though some of u folk might not understand it
any way here goes.....
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the
teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious..""Well done, Roland," says the teacher."Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious.""Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"Little Irish Sharon jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbours, Patrick Murphy,is painting his house, with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the Contagious".
Come on England
