Apparently the buffet at Kim Jong-il's funeral was the dogs b0ll0cks
Apparently the buffet at Kim Jong-il's funeral was the dogs b0ll0cks
Dunno about the funeral fare ... but had to at the programmed enactments vis~a~vis the outpourings of pseudo grief among a brainwashed population hitherto stifled by the late Ruler's dictatorship.
David Cameron, take note: Cue the North Korean peoples' brilliant thespian talents when casting around for "Professional Mourners" ... &c. to represent at the 'Iron Lady's' eventual "send off" ...
... which, of course, might NOT be anytime soon, since - at a mere 86 years' "young" - she still has a bit of catching~up to do before reaching my sole~surviving aunt's nonogenarian vintage.
On the OTHER hand - UNLIKE my sprightly relative ... who lives in Kirkcaldy ... still gets around without the aid of a walking stick ... does her own shopping ... and travels by train every alternate weekend to visit her only daughter - Maggie's faculties have been in rapid decline since the loss of "dear, departed Dennis".
So ... ... who knows - maybe the milk tokens she "nicked" from the Schools' Budget when she was Education Secretary under Ted Heath, will provide her with much-needed sustenance for a while yet!
Can't we ship all our illegals there ?
Much more effective than nuking the place.
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