Student who obtained 0% in an exam !

[Doc Alan]

I would have given him 100%




Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will
become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

[joebloggs]

for most you would have to give them a mark, nothing like common sense

[Arthur Little]

Thing is, if I were a History Teacher, I'd be forced to deduct marks for the answer to Q1 ... since Napoleon DIDN'T die in battle ... he died of cancer while in exile on the island of St Helena.

... I'm "splitting hairs" here!

[Doc Alan]

Thing is, if I were a History Teacher, I'd be forced to deduct marks for the answer to Q1 ... since Napoleon DIDN'T die in battle ... he died of cancer while in exile on the island of St Helena.

You're correct Arthur, go to the top of the class
( It was found at autopsy that the cause of death was bleeding into an advanced stomach cancer, so " natural causes ", not arsenic poisoning as once suspected, but not helped by his diet of preserved and salted food with few fresh fruits and vegetables .)

[Arthur Little]

You're correct Arthur, go to the top of the class

Thanks, Alan. No great stroke of genius on MY part, though ... just that History happened to be one of my 'Highers' because I enjoyed the subject.

Btw ... your compilation of Qs & As is brilliant. "Out of the mouths of babes and suckings ... "

[imagine]

good one doc,, great answers

only one answer i need now,

Arthur ,, how do you hairs" ?