Global Visa Statistics

[LadyJ]

Check this out, the latest GLobal Visa Statistics from the FCO website.

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kfile/An...6%20master.pdf

[KeithD]

27% Manilla

We know from experience though that a lot of folk used to turn up at the embassy to apply with very little proof of anything, so I'm quiet surprised 73% actually get it right

Lucky we didn't find a girl in Addis Ababa

[joebloggs]

ladyJ dup post
and a day late,

getting tired now?, not long til you be awake all night with bb

good luck lady

[LadyJ]

ladyJ dup post
and a day late,

getting tired now?, not long til you be awake all night with bb

good luck lady

Yeah I know! Soo fed up but it could be anytime now and feels like I've been preggy for ages

I'm actually a little scared about the pain...I hate it! but the most thing that annoys me is I've been weeing a lot and can't get off the loo!!! Its pressure of bubs heads

Can't still decide his name yet

Thanks anyway Joe!

[GaryFifer]

The most are from Europe and Africa. I wonder why I keep hearing Polish and Romanian here in our town Plenty Europeans. Don't know where the Africans are in the UK.

[joebloggs]

Yeah I know! Soo fed up but it could be anytime now and feels like I've been preggy for ages

I'm actually a little scared about the pain...I hate it! but the most thing that annoys me is I've been weeing a lot and can't get off the loo!!! Its pressure of bubs heads

Can't still decide his name yet

Thanks anyway Joe!

how about calling him pee wee , when hes older you can tell him why

i wonder what he will look like
my little'un looks like me, only thing he got from his ma's dna is brown eyes and his brownish hair, it was blonde-ish. but more brown now, people have ask me wife, if shes streaked his hair

but he dont look 1 bit pinoy .. cannot be a mix up thou with the bb, as he does look like me

just ang'on he'll pop out soon

[KeithD]

Call him Mohammed

[joebloggs]

Call him Mohammed

oh your playing with

[LadyJ]

ladyJ dup post
and a day late,

Oops! just realised that this Visa Stats has been already posted by Joe before me. Sorry!

[KeithD]

Yours is better.....not tarnished with dirty Manc fingers

[joebloggs]

talking about dirty scousers..

What is the difference between a Scouser and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

[LadyJ]

Last night, me and hubby were watching 'Euro Trip Unseen' dvd. There were bunch of Manchester fans on the bus including Vinnie Jones and there was a big banner on their bus saying 'If you are not a Manc, You are a W**k!' and It made me laugh because I remebered you both!

[KeithD]

Vinnie Jones

What was he doing there? Probably keeping Manc average IQ of 5 folk under control

[joebloggs]

Q. What do you call a scouser with an IQ of 10?
A. Extremely gifted!

[KeithD]

News:
Manchester University handed in no exam papers this year due to the difficulty level, and no one managing to complete it. Reports are that the tricky question was;

"Name: ______________________"

[joebloggs]

News:
Manchester University handed in no exam papers this year due to the difficulty level, and no one managing to complete it. Reports are that the tricky question was;

"Name: ______________________"

manchester uni is one of the best uni's in the uk, unlike any scouse uni, where you dont even have to know your name to get it and get a degree

[KeithD]

I got my Phd in Fanny on eBay .....signed personally by the great scientist Ivor B. Igun

[joebloggs]

I got my Phd in Fanny on eBay .....signed personally by the great scientist Ivor B. Igun

i heard your prof was Seymore Butts and he gave you Extra Curriculum Activities

[walesrob]