When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? -
Follow the captain
So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter............................ He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
