My mate was chatting to a girl in a bar.
She whispered, "Do you fancy coming back to my place, i"ve got a f***y the size of a polo. "Oh yes he said.
When they got back to her placehe pulled down her knickers & gasped.
She said surprised? "He said "Totally, i thought you meant the mint not the f*****g Hatchback..."
Last edited by stevie c; 2nd February 2012 at 14:16. Reason: spelling mistake
AN HAPPY WIFE IS A HAPPY LIFE
... Stevie!
Y'know ... I once heard of a *wealthy barmaid nicknamed 'Polo'- reason being ... she was *making a "MINT" with her hole!
Some good jokes on here this morning - keep them coming...
Originally Posted by tone
... could well happen - now the "tone has been set"!
I'm groaning now Arthur.....
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