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    How us older guys pick up girls

    A truly touching story....

    I met a girl in the park the other evening.

    There was an instant spark between us.

    She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

    As we lay making love, I thought….




    "These Taser guns are well worth the money"

    (sorry if this one has been done before)
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    hahahaahha !

    Good one Mick.

    Hmm....food for thought.


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    shocking


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    Quote Originally Posted by mickcant View Post
    A truly touching story....

    I met a girl in the park the other evening.

    There was an instant spark between us.

    She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

    As we lay making love, I thought….




    "These Taser guns are well worth the money"
    ... quite a "stunner"!


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    That's simply your electric personality mate!


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    Hope you didn't have to use that taser on yourself to jumpstart the old fella


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    Quote Originally Posted by Englishman2010 View Post


    Hope you didn't have to use that taser on yourself to jumpstart the old fella
    Ian -I literally laughed out loud on that one!! Goodun mate.... "Set phasers to stun"


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