s, Rayna ... I take on board what you're saying and I'm sure nobody will be offended. Although the notion has met with a degree of enthusiasm, REALISTICALLY, such a concept would be likely to entail extra expense - which you and Keith can well do without at the start of your marriage.
If I may add ... you're both doing an EXCELLENT job in keeping this marvellous site afloat as it is. OK, donations ARE received - but then, these tend to come in dribs and drabs - in relatively small amounts.