A 72-year-old man goes for his annual check up. All of his tests come back
normal so the doctor says :-
"Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"
Harry replies, "God knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
and Poof!, the light goes on.
When I'm done, Poof!, the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and Poof! the light goes on in
the bathroom, and when he's done, Poof! the light goes off?"
"OH NO!" the wife exclaims,
"He's pissing in the fridge again!"
... awful to think that, in less than five years time, I could end up 
ing in the fridge 
Originally Posted by Arthur Little
