Man meets woman in a bar, buys her a drink but while talking to her, he keeps looking at his watch. She asks why.
"It's a new dating watch, it gives me information about you"
"Like what?" she says
"It says you have no knickers on"
"It's wrong" she says
"I know" he replies, "it's an hour fast"
Mick.
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