An 80yr old man walks into Jewellers with a gorgeous 25yr old fit blonde and asks for a special ring for the lady. Jeweller says... "Here's one... £5000."
Old man says "No I want a very special ring." So he pulls another one out. "£65,000, he says".
"That's the one, I'll write a cheque and when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it."
On Monday jeweller phones old man and says "There's no money in the account!"
Old man says "I know, but can you imagine theweekend I've had ?!!"
