Hmmmmm

[grahamw48]

An 80yr old man walks into Jewellers with a gorgeous 25yr old fit blonde and asks for a special ring for the lady. Jeweller says... "Here's one... £5000."

Old man says "No I want a very special ring." So he pulls another one out. "£65,000, he says".

"That's the one, I'll write a cheque and when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it."

On Monday jeweller phones old man and says "There's no money in the account!"

Old man says "I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've had ?!!"

[CAT]

[Terpe]

[imagine]

putting ideas in my head hhuuummmmmm

[Ako Si Jamie]

Good one

[tone]

Heard it before but excellent joke...thanks for sharing

[stevie c]

[Marie]

ha ha ha...bad old man....

[mickcant]

All I need now is the young blonde
Mick.