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    A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban & is not pleased to find that women must walk 5 paces behind the men.


    A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now walk 5 paces behind women.


    She asked the interpreter "What brought about the change?" He replied ...."Land mines."


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    I dont know about you Graham, but my wife always is at least 5 paces behind me......cos she cant keep up!


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    Hahaha.

    Yep, I also never realised that walking SLOWLY could be so tiring.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    Hahaha.

    Yep, I also never realised that walking SLOWLY could be so tiring.
    We go out for a walk for exercise and I have to slow down to walk with her. Kind of defeats the object....


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    Quote Originally Posted by lastlid View Post
    We go out for a walk for exercise and I have to slow down to walk with her. Kind of defeats the object....
    when we go out for a walk together,I sit in the local sari sari and ask her to go ahead..After about 10 mins I walk briskly and catch her up in 5mins flat ...


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    Sometimes I feel like I am in the middle east for this reason....


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    Quote Originally Posted by lastlid View Post


    I dont know about you Graham, but my wife always is at least 5 paces behind me......cos she cant keep up!
    ... that's just like MINE ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... that's just like MINE ...
    I see, so it must be the same for all of us married to filipinas? I suppose the height difference is a part of it. 6ft 1" v 4ft 11".....its a constant source of amusement between the 2 of us.
    Last edited by lastlid; 31st March 2012 at 17:09. Reason: 4ft 11" not 5ft 11"


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    The other thing is, she never seems to be in a hurry anyway.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... that's just like MINE ...
    ... 'course I'm always in a hurry - despite being an - but she's more relaxed, and "gets there" just as quickly in the end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban & is not pleased to find that women must walk 5 paces behind the men.


    A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now walk 5 paces behind women.


    She asked the interpreter "What brought about the change?" He replied ...."Land mines."


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    Quote Originally Posted by lastlid View Post
    6ft 1" v 5ft 11".....its a constant source of amusement between the 2 of us.
    Were you meaning 6ft 1" as opposed to 5ft 1? ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... 'course I'm always in a hurry - despite being an - but she's more relaxed, and "gets there" just as quickly in the end.
    When I get too far ahead my wife often tells me I should have left yesterday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban & is not pleased to find that women must walk 5 paces behind the men.


    A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now walk 5 paces behind women.


    She asked the interpreter "What brought about the change?" He replied ...."Land mines."
    Thanks, another good one
    Mick


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    When we are walking together I just tell him oh go ahead see you in our destination..
    Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Were you meaning 6ft 1" as opposed to 5ft 1? ...
    Yes. Sorry. I meant 6ft 1" v 4ft 11". Mistake there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... that's just like MINE ...
    My wife is exactly the same ....she always says to me why are you walking so fast ....i reply this is my normal walking pace.

    Why are filipinos so slow at walking?




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    Hehe. I have jokingly suggested that I take my wife out for a walk in a shopping trolley. As A] should would fit and B] that way she would keeep up with me...


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    I had the same experience with my ex-bf.....He walked really fast and I could hardly catch up. It made me feel so upset that he was so insensitive that I was already in pain.........my feet badly hurt and he didn't seem to care


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    Quote Originally Posted by Merry View Post
    I had the same experience with my ex-bf.....He walked really fast and I could hardly catch up. It made me feel so upset that he was so insensitive that I was already in pain.........my feet badly hurt and he didn't seem to care
    I slow down for my wife, but it is difficult to do. Our stride pattern is so vastly different....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Merry View Post
    I had the same experience with my ex-bf.....He walked really fast and I could hardly catch up. It made me feel so upset that he was so insensitive that I was already in pain.........my feet badly hurt and he didn't seem to care
    That's horrible of him. You're well-rid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lastlid View Post
    Hehe. I have jokingly suggested that I take my wife out for a walk in a shopping trolley. As A] should would fit and B] that way she would keeep up with me...
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