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    Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Anaesthetist
    4. Cinnamon
    5. Chrysanthemum

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
    3. Anti-constitutionalistically
    4. Transubstantiate
    5. Sphygmomanometer

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me.
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Cheeseburger and chips ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, constable. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
    10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


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    I dont think its just a drink thing..
    I have trouble articulating some of those words when I`m sober!


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