A Date

[imagine]

I went out with this girl once, or was it twice...?
Anyway I met her in a bar,
she cocked her eye over at me, I cocked my eye over at her...
........and there we both stood, cock-eyed :-\

[grahamw48]

Daft buggers.

[Terpe]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cockeyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "Let's have a look at him." So he picks up the dog examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What! Just because he's cockeyed?"

"No, because he's bloody heavy!"

[grahamw48]

Tommy Cooper could said that.

[Terpe]

Tommy Cooper could said that.

I still laugh at my Tommy Cooper dvd's no matter how many times I've watched them.

[grahamw48]

He's on tv at the moment...ITV4 !

2 programmes-worth.

[Terpe]

He's on tv at the moment...ITV4 !

2 programmes-worth.

Thanks
I immediately set the recorder going

[imagine]

remember seeing his last performance, one of the best comedians

[Mr newbie]

my old school friend , looked like tommy cooper (no joke hahaha) and he was funny too , my old friend . Mr woods if ya out there buddy ha good -on ya, ummmmmmm what was the ame of his hat , the red ....ohhhhh Fedora ...i think? ...uhm not sure ??????

[Mr newbie]

bring back tommy cooper , and spike milligan ......hahaha ........