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    Zhang Bang Sheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated money's bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.

    Could have been worse being Chinese it's surprising he didn't just eat the monkey.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Zhang Bang Sheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated money's bottom
    ... what? Was he short of cash?


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    Zhang Bang ... Mang(e)!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Zhang Bang Sheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated money's bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.

    Could have been worse being Chinese it's surprising he didn't just eat the monkey.
    Exactly.
    Probably the last one in China....the rest will already have been eaten.

    I really do try to like the Chinese, but their attitude to wild-life really pisses me off at times.

    Then again, Australia is probably one of the worst as regards letting species become extinct...despite the image they try to portray.

    Make a start by shooting EVERY domestic cat !

    Hypocrites.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Zhang Bang Sheng, a very dedicated Chinese zoo keeper, had to lick a constipated money's bottom for over an hour after the three-month-old Francois Leaf monkey swallowed a peanut whole. The monkey showed signs of stomach problems and was unable to defecate. It was too young to be given laxatives so the only way to encourage it was by licking its behind (Zhang used warm water to clean the area before he began). His efforts were rewarded an hour later when the monkey defecated a single peanut.

    Could have been worse being Chinese it's surprising he didn't just eat the monkey.
    so the monkey was Asalted


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    Quote Originally Posted by imagine View Post
    so the monkey was *Asalted
    ... *nice one, Stewart!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... *nice one, Stewart!
    think im picking it up from you Arthur


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