Two geeks were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate?" says the first guy "Yesterday I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar".
"What did you do?" says the other guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off".
"You're kidding me!" says the second guy.
"No way! I took her miniskirt off, then her bra and her panties. Then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop".
"Really? You got a new laptop?"
