A man was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, tattooed biker stepped up next to him , grabbed his drink and gulped it down.
'Well, whatcha gonna do about it?' said the biker, menacingly
In response' the man burst into tears. 'Come on' the biker said. 'I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life.' the man replied. 'I'm a complete failure. I was late for a meeting so my boss fired me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and my dog bit me.'
'So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. 'I bought a drink, dropped in a capsule and sat here watching the poison dissolve -- '
'Then you showed up and drank the whole thing!'
'But that is enough about me. How's your day going?'