The hubbys too scared to say anything.

One thing i wondered is why all phills seem to say coz instead of because either in writing or speech.

The missus confuses the hell out of the tesco checkout ladies by saying "plastics" for carrier bag.

in the chippie the missus asks for a codfish and potato chips which threw the people behind the counter the first few times she asked for it.

Also in a resturant the boss was waiting for the food while i paid for it in a cafe and the assitant looked baffled so i asked if everything ok the wife said "he can't find the spag"