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    60 reasons why Britain is so brilliant!

    Dunno if any of you read this on the cover of Metro NP this morning, but it give me a bit of giggle

    60 reasons why Britain is so brilliant!

    1. Marmite. Mmm...yuck

    2. Our devotion to our wonderfully gripping soap operas

    3. Vivienne Westwood's heels. It's worth the pain.

    4. The Earl of Sandwich's groundbreaking concept of putting a savoury filling between two pieces of bread.

    5. Glastonbury - mud and all

    6. Our modesty - we never boast how great we are, apart from today

    7. The pound and our reluctance to adopt the Euro

    8. The best selling music artists in the world, are our very own; The Beatles

    9. Our politeness - no matter how irritated we get, we are always too British to say anything.

    10. Kate Middleton and her sister

    11. The Great British Summer (don't forget the brolly)

    12. Driving on the left (the right way to do it)

    13. No matter where you are in Britain, you're never far from a Pub.

    14. Any excuse for a cup of tea.

    15. Curry, the unofficial national dish, with a pint of cold lager.

    16. We don't moan because we're miserable, we moan because it makes us happy

    17. Our international language. Travelling abroad is a doddle.

    18. The Queen and her graceful wave.

    19. The Great British countryside, when you're not stuck behind a tractor.

    20. Freedom of Speech

    21. Deep fried food. Fish, sausages, Mars bars.. absolutely anything

    22. Some of the very best museums and galleries on the planet. FREE

    23. The national tendency to cheer the underdog and ridicule the mighty.

    24. We apologise way too much. Sorry about that.

    25. Crisps. We eat more of them, in more varieties, than the whole of Europe put together.

    26. Shakespeare. When thou can understandeth it.

    27. Sir David Attenborough and his soothing voice on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

    28. British strawberries, perfect with cream.

    29. Our cobbled streets, watch your heels ladies.

    30. Chips with fish, or cheese or beans, or pies, or steaks, or curries or in a sandwich. Chips with pretty much everything.

    31. We know the importance of good queue.

    32. Beans on toast, brilliant no matter what your age

    33. Court room wigs. Our great way of making very smart people look very silly

    34. Pantomimes. The jokes never seem to get old

    35. No matter how cold it gets it will never keep us from our nights out

    36. HP sauce. Chuck it on everything.

    37. The 3pm Saturday kick off.

    38. Cream teas. in case you're wondering, Cornish is jam first, Devon is cream first.

    39. Jellied eels. And jelly. Though not necessarily together.

    40. Beer gardens. Because we love our beer and we love our gardens

    41. Saying 'Im fine' no matter how we feel

    42. A love of mowing the lawn.

    43. Plugs with switches. amazingly nowhere else seems to do this.

    44. Tolerating nearly everything, but banning hosepipes.

    45. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in North Wales. Just wait till your sat nav tries that one.

    46. World Cup, 1966. We'll be clinging to it forever.

    47. Egg and soldiers. Those brave and tasty souls.

    48. The BBC. The only time you're not constantly reaching for the fast-forward button.

    49. Our British seasides. Watch out for the seagulls.

    50. Archie Gemmill's goal against Holland.

    51. Prime Minister's Question Time. A no-holds-barred, public bashing for whoever's in charge. Every week.

    52. The Full English breakfast. Served all day!

    53. The Weather. Although we get less of it than almost anywhere, it's still the major talking point.

    54. The 99 flake.

    55. Morris dancing. We know how to move it 15th Century style.

    56. Allotments. Our very own little patch of the countryside.

    57. Our love of everything pickled.

    58. Carry on films. Oooer Missus.

    59. Our talent. Be it our artists, musicians, directors, actors or just dancing dogs.

    And finally......ahhh! am tired of typing now, do type the 60th.......


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    Freedom of speech? Item 20?
    I dont think so. :-)


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    NHS ... in spite of the Government's determination to wreck it!


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    Haggis, neeps 'n' tatties ... IF you're Scottish!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RickyR View Post
    Freedom of speech? Item 20?
    I dont think so. :-)
    Out of interest Ricky why do you think that?

    Which countries do you feel have greater freedom of speech than UK?


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    Hi Terpe, I think there are a lot of good things in the UK. But freedom of speech is generally being eroded, although not unique to the UK. When you see the injunctions preventing people even posting about subjects online, it becomes concerning.


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    Half of this list demonstrates why Britons are so bloody stupid as a nation IMO.

    The good manners, politeness and tolerance also gradually disappear with advancing age.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post

    The good manners, politeness and tolerance also gradually disappear with advancing age.
    ... not necessarily! ... I think I've mellowed with age.


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    I'd probably put that down to your Mrs. keeping you happy Arthur....if not for her you'd probably have ended up a miserable old bugger like me.


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    It must be true....Great Britain must be the greatest nation on earth

    If not, why on earth would every man and his dog from all four corners of the globe would want to live here?

    Surely not for our moneyfornothing welfare state. No, I won't believe that


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    An oldie but a goodie.......

    Why go to Bondi when you can go to Bridlington?



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    I think that is 60 reasons why most British people want to leave the UK
    If you want your dreams to come true ...... first you have to wake up


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    So basically Britain is brilliant mainly because of junk food, a dish which isn't British, that awe-inspiring invention called a sarnie, addiction to soap opera's, a trophy won in the middle of last century by England not Britain, a waving layabout, plugs with switches, run down seaside towns populated with pissheads, the weather, driving on the left, Archie Gemmill, mowing lawns, courtroom wigs, and Kate Middleton and her sister.

    And last but not least and most laughable 'our modesty'!!!

    No wonder the country's a laughing stock when people write prententious drivel such as this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    So basically Britain is brilliant mainly because of junk food, a dish which isn't British, that awe-inspiring invention called a sarnie, addiction to soap opera's, a trophy won in the middle of last century by England not Britain, a waving layabout, plugs with switches, run down seaside towns populated with pissheads, the weather, driving on the left, Archie Gemmill, mowing lawns, courtroom wigs, and Kate Middleton and her sister.

    And last but not least and most laughable 'our modesty'!!!

    No wonder the country's a laughing stock when people write prententious drivel such as this.
    Yehey! And so say all of me


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    Not sure why you got a 70's Derby County/ Nottingham Forest football player amongst your list.....I guess someone in your family a supporter Oops, and played for Scotland

    You did fail to mention Cbeebies..absolutely fantastic!....you won't find anything like that in The Philippines..making our tv licence fee great value.

    In fact, everything for kids and babies in the UK has come on light years compared to 30 years ago.

    For babies, kids and parents alike, the UK is a better place


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    good to see you posting gWaPito
    hope you and your family are doing well
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    I needed a break Joe...ive come back refreshed and hopefully can again, make some worthy contributions

    Family are great Joe, thank you Being a dad again has been an absolute gift from above...life is great Joe..we are really happy...looking forward to helping feed babies when I get home...who needs sleep

    I hope you and yours are well too Joe. Thanks again xxxx
    Last edited by gWaPito; 2nd June 2012 at 02:05. Reason: Inappropriate comment! Hahaha


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    your right about kids gWaPito, little joe is my life always happy and laughing, negativity why bother with it when you've got your wife and kids
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    Yes Joe, I know..crazy! ...I long for the mornings to see James ever smiling laughing happy face..now we got anothe., Really, the euromillions jackpot couldn't surpass what I got. We are so lucky!


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    Tiring in a nice way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gWaPito View Post
    Not sure why you got a 70's Derby County/ Nottingham Forest football player amongst your list.....I guess someone in your family a supporter Oops, and played for Scotland
    Their words not mine.

    It's no.50 in the article by the way


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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieXXXmaria View Post
    Their words not mine.

    It's no.50 in the article by the way
    Sorry Jamie Please accept my humblest apologies

    Been saying that alot lately


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    Quote Originally Posted by gWaPito View Post
    Sorry Jamie Please accept my humblest apologies

    Been saying that alot lately


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    the 60th should be britain got TALENT where all the pet shi...^_^ had to be collected by hands with plastic bags yum
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