So basically Britain is brilliant mainly because of junk food, a dish which isn't British, that awe-inspiring invention called a sarnie, addiction to soap opera's, a trophy won in the middle of last century by England not Britain, a waving layabout, plugs with switches, run down seaside towns populated with pissheads, the weather, driving on the left, Archie Gemmill, mowing lawns, courtroom wigs, and Kate Middleton and her sister.
And last but not least and most laughable 'our modesty'!!!
No wonder the country's a laughing stock when people write prententious drivel such as this.
