... are you kidding, Mick ... these days, I NEITHER know where my hearing aids - nor my specs - are!!
Spot-on, mate ... especially in the kitchen! But I can't complain ... ... nobody would listen! Seriously, though, the house has been spick 'n' span since the day following her arrival - a damn sight better than I'd ever kept it throughout the preceding 17 years of living alone as a widower. And I'm eating more healthily now (even if I am"putting on the beef"!) besides.